Thanks for the dating advice Luke. The line "Are your parents retarded? cause you sure are special" only got me slapped 7 times.

Luke Hart does not read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

without luke i would not be popular... well luke and photoshop... he's a bit of a of douche bag... and we will he'll probably end up murdering me... but he is a proud member of the hart and "stroke" foundation, and he's leaving the mill with no hart, and he's the hart that'll keep on pumping... girls take notice

The last time Luke went to McDonald's, Ronald McDonald greeted him. What occured next proved to be the most violent beating of a clown ever recorded in human history.

Luke Hart is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs

Recently Luke has been trying out his luck in porn, and for particular a website called steakandcheese.com. He was later fired for not sharing any of the swirl.

The end of Luke's penis has a toenail!

Luke is prob one of the nicest guys i met, once a i ran into while he was trying to tip a hooker for a job well done, and he got embarrassed that i saw him. He felt better when i told him that Ty always does.
Brownman out

Luke once hosted the Grammys and gave every award to Corey Hart

Luke's family crest is a picture of a baracudda eating Neil Armstrong

Thanks Luke :).... I feel the same way.

Luke is a great friend and someone you can always depend on. He is there to act as an ear to listen.....(That is if he isnt to busy thinking about himself) Ill never forget the first time i met him when he was so drunk he lost all control of his bodily functions and had peed his pants. He is known by his close friends as "the bed wetter"

Luke is good times Cheese & Ice Cream